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A Jolly Rancher can be melted down, mixed with body lotion, and used as hair gel.
The Lowdown

Fakeup

How women in prison remake makeup.

Female inmates have limited access to hair and beauty products; commissaries in federal facilities generally offer bronzer, lip gloss, and liquid concealer. Most state and county facilities provide less, primarily mascara and eyeliner. So inmates regularly concoct their own makeup, or “fakeup,” using food, lotions, and other items provided by their facilities.

Jolly Ranchers, M&Ms and colored pencils

For hair gel, soak a Jolly Rancher in a cup of hot water, add a dab of body lotion, apply on one’s tresses. For eye shadow, break open a colored pencil, crush into a powder, mix into a clump of baby powder, dab on the eyelids. To make an eye pencil, sharpen a colored pencil on a concrete wall and apply the point delicately on the eyelids. For foundation, use as much coffee as needed to match one’s complexion, pour the amount into a dollop of regular face cream, stir and enjoy. M&Ms serve multiple fakeup needs: Mix the sweet candy-coated shells with hot water to make a lip stain. Crush the leftover nut — if using peanut M&Ms — into a spoonful of face cream, creating a protein-packed facial mask.

The Insider’s Perspective

“Colored pencils dried out the eyelids. Girls eyes would be red,” says former Las Colinas Detention Facility inmate Annie Burchard, who is now at the nonprofit, Welcome Home Ministries. Her favorite fakeup trick? “Using a T-Mobile ad [in the newspaper]. It has the perfect pink. I would put baby powder on my hands and use it as a base. Then you take the newspaper ad, and run it on your cheekbone. It’s like a sheer blush.”

The pink newspaper ink from a T-Mobile ad is used as blush.

What Everyone Gets Wrong

Corrections officers don’t necessarily spend their days hunting down inmates’ makeup stashes. In fact, many guards tend to ignore unauthorized beauty practices. According to Danyell Williams, with the Pennsylvania Prison Society, no one stopped female inmates in Philadelphia’s Riverside Correctional Facility from dyeing their hair with fruit punch powder. “You had to be careful. Because all this stuff was contraband. You weren’t really supposed to do it,” says Williams, who spent seven years running a parenting program in the facility. “But the corrections officers let them.”

The Lipstick Dilemma

Inmates held in the adult detention center in Fairfax County, Va., aren’t allowed to receive lipstick-stained letters. If a staffer spots a kiss mark on a piece of mail, it is sent back to the sender. A smear of makeup can easily be laced with LSD, or traces of other narcotics, according to Fairfax County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Andrea Ceisler. “In the past, they used it to disguise drugs,” she says.